The core loop in one sentence
You add a task you're avoiding. Chillcore reaches you with a roast + a specific next step. You finish, and it goes silent. You quit, and it goes on your Wall.
Now the detail.
Step 1 — Name what you're dodging
Type the task in plain words: "file taxes," "call the dentist," "finish the deck for Monday."
Chillcore's AI classifies it into one of three types (you can override with one tap):
- Quick Kill (under 15 min) — no micro-steps, the task IS the step. Fastest escalation. Weaponized math: "Avoided 6 days = 8,640 minutes. Task length: 4 minutes."
- The Beast (one big scary task) — micro-steps mode, progress %, Boss Battle focus sessions. Slower escalation, heavier punishments.
- The Grind (recurring) — streak + shame/pride counters. Daily proof (photo/video). Skipped days = permanent visible scars on the streak calendar.
Add a real-world deadline. Chillcore counts down: "6 days until this stops mattering." When the deadline passes unfinished: Dead Task — tombstone on your Wall.
Cap: 5 active tasks. Scarcity is intentional. Only the avoided, important stuff.
Step 2 — Pick your level
Three tiers. Same core mechanic. Different tone.
| Level | Voice | Age gate | Availability |
|---|---|---|---|
| Coach | Firm, no profanity, persistent | None | Everywhere (web, App Store, Play Store, APK) |
| Drill Sergeant | Sarcastic, mocking, in your face | 13+ | Everywhere (softened in stores) |
| Demon | Profanity, no filter, mandatory buddy | 18+ only | Web app + Android APK only |
Downgrade any time, one tap. Upgrade to Drill = 24-hour cooldown. Upgrade to Demon = re-run the full gate every time.
You can also take our 60-second tone calibration quiz — the app trial-insults you and you rate it. Shareable first-run moment.
Step 3 — Add a buddy (strongly pushed, optional except Demon)
Three consent-safe paths:
- Friend without the app — they get ONE email explaining what accepting means. Nothing else reaches them until they tap Accept. (This is how we avoid TCPA/GDPR failure modes.)
- Friend already on Chillcore — full interaction unlocks: mutual roasts, canned reply buttons ("Roast him" / "One more day" / "I'm disappointed").
- No buddy — allowed, but the app relentlessly nags you to add one. Buddies are suggested on all levels; mandatory for Demon.
Hard rule: zero messages reach a friend before their explicit Accept. No exceptions.
Buddies are assigned per task/category: your gym bro sees gym tasks, your business partner sees work tasks.
Details: /features/buddies · buddy consent policy
Step 4 — The escalation ladder
Day 1–2: normal reminders. Day 3–5: tone shifts + notification frequency rises. Day 6+: punishments deploy, micro-steps mode activates, the Negotiator wakes up.
Every message follows the Punch → Path rule.
Punch = intensity scaled to your level. Path = identical across levels, always concrete. Exact next action + when.
Sometimes split into two notifications: punch, then path 10–15 minutes later. Future-feeling framing: "Doing it today is the only version of tonight where you don't hate yourself."
The Negotiator (the Step-Down Ladder)
When you're stalled, Chillcore descends grudgingly — never opens with the minimum:
- Full ask ("Do the 100 pushups.")
- Restructure ("Split them: 4 sets of 25 today, tomorrow, and Sunday.")
- Reduce ("Fine, 40. Just 40.")
- Buddy threat (only fires to a buddy who Accepted + opted into roast-mode)
- Last resort ("Do 5 right now.")
After any negotiated completion: "Feels good, doesn't it?"
Momentum chaining
After the minimum step, Chillcore chains: "One more step — I'll check in 10 minutes." → "Next one in 20." Starting is the hardest part; once you're moving, we exploit it.
Random checks
Mid-day surprise pings: "You said today. Send a photo of where you are with it right now."
Step 5 — Proof to close
You cannot close a task with "trust me, I did it." Proof required:
- Photo (gym, home task, physical item)
- Screenshot (email sent, form submitted, task marked done in another app)
- Short video (harder to fake)
- Typed confession — AI runs a light liar-check against your previous excuses for the same task
No biometric analysis on any of this. The camera is a mirror, not a scanner. Privacy details.
Step 6 — Earned Silence (the reward)
Finish a hard task and Chillcore goes completely dark for 1 to 3 days. No notifications. No reminders. No badge counts.
Peace is the ultimate currency. No other app offers its own absence as the prize.
More: /features/earned-silence
If you quit — the scaled quit-gate
Deletion is never one tap. Weight of the gate = task stakes + level + days invested.
- Light gate (low stakes / early / gentle persona): one question, one tap, gone.
- Medium gate (real task, days invested): 2–3 typed answers — "Why are you quitting?" / your own words quoted back / final confirm ("This goes on your Wall and your buddy hears. Still quitting?").
- Heavy gate (high stakes / deep investment / Demon): mandatory 10-second video confession — "I'm quitting [task] because [excuse]." Recording only, no face-matching. Kept + replayed if you add a similar task later.
Always-on floor (every quit, regardless of tier): - Timestamped Wall entry - 24-hour cooldown before you can quit another - Typed reason (read back to you in a pathetic voice) - Buddy auto-notified if connected
You can refuse the heavier gates. You cannot escape the log. The Wall is UX-permanent. The data is erasable anytime (GDPR/CCPA compliant — see privacy).
The safety line
Chillcore roasts what you did — the dodging, the excuses, the 12th snooze. It never touches who you are. No body, no intelligence, no mental health, no protected-class content. Insult the behavior, never the identity.
- Safeword: "stop" — say it out loud, tap the Save button, or reply STOP. Drops to Coach mode instantly. No confirmation, no shame. 24-hour cooldown.
- Demon extra gates — 18+ attestation + screener quiz + mandatory armed buddy. Any failed gate = no Demon.
- Crisis off-ramp — behavior-triggered (not keyword). If you show distress signals, the roast persona pauses and we surface real crisis resources.
What we don't do
- No ads.
- No data sales.
- No "free trial that auto-charges you $99" dark patterns.
- No scanning your contacts, your location, your health data.
- No biometric analysis of any video or photo.
- No sending anything to a buddy before they Accept.
Coming soon
- Persona Store — swap the default persona for Disappointed Grandma, Passive-Aggressive HR Manager, 90s Action Sergeant, Your Future Self (the dark one).
- Voice notifications — calls from your persona ("Your conscience" caller ID).
- Money-stake commitment devices — forfeit a deposit to a cause you hate (via escrow partner; we never custody funds).
- App Store + Play Store tamed versions — Coach + softened Drill Sergeant, no Demon, no profanity. Ships last after web retention proves the product.
- Android APK — full version, sideloaded from chillcore.app. Ships right after web.
Ready?
- Start free with Coach → — 2 tasks, no buddy required
- See the 3 levels — pick your handler
- Read the FAQ — every objection answered
- The safety policy — what we do when something goes wrong
Frequently asked questions
Do I need a buddy to use Chillcore?
No for Coach and Drill Sergeant. Yes for Demon (mandatory armed buddy is one of the 3 gates). If you don't have someone to invite, the app will still work — you'll just get nagged to add one.
What happens if I ignore all the notifications?
The Negotiator kicks in — Chillcore starts asking for smaller and smaller commitments until you either do something or explicitly quit. If you go silent for days, we treat it as a rage-quit signal and pause the persona (crisis off-ramp). We don't punish silence forever; we surface it.
Can I use Chillcore for team tasks?
Not yet. Chillcore is designed for individual accountability. Team/shared task features are not on the current roadmap.
How much data does Chillcore collect?
Minimum: your email, tasks, interactions, and buddy pairing (with their consent). Never: contacts, location, health data, biometrics. Optional opt-in: anonymized behavior signals for crisis detection, voice confessions if you use the Heavy quit-gate. Full breakdown: /legal/privacy.
Where does the roast content come from?
An LLM personalizes each roast from your task history, excuses, and patterns. Every generated line passes a safety filter (no identity attacks, no protected-class content, no crisis-triggering wording) before it reaches you.
More: Pricing · The 3 levels · Safety · Manifesto